Hey, psss! Is Justin Bieber gone yet?
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They stole my sausage, officer…
Yes, I’m the Wizard Cat. And this is the Wizard Car.
Well I… Ammm…
He lives on a bus stop and he’s happy…
Let me introduce to you OPTIMISTIC CAT!
No, I don’t go out. I somehow calmer in the bushes…
Panda is not a bear, but a raccoon? Really?
I make sugar on an industrial scale every minute.
Have you already diabetes?
Guinness World Records: longest tongue. You’re doing it right!
Situation in the modern world depresses me. This is sad.
Your joke is very funny, though.
We’re funny family!
The white one is the mother, the tabby one is the son.
We’re constantly fighting a joke, if we’re not sleeping.
You can shoot me, but don’t come closer, human!
I don’t want you to shooo… Somebody finish this for me… Z-z-z…
Are you just shooting me? Nothing more, right?
Love me tender, love me sweet…
Hi, my name is Marusya and my owner died.
Now I’m living on the street and her neighbors fed me…
I’m so happy! Lady Gaga is #1
in “Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People List”!
Ha! I can come to you as close as possible.
And I’m not afraid of your camera and your white cat!
Although… maybe I must go outside… In that basement window…
Can I come down there?
This is my bus station, human! Get out of here!
Life’s shi--.
Who r u, monsta?
I shifted from a place just for something meaningful…
Oh, what have you got there? A cheeseburger?
Where’s my firework? Oh, here it is!
I look right into your camera, guy, I really do!
I’m just old veteran-cat!
I congratulate everyone on the 65th anniversary of Victory
in Great Patriotic War of 1941–1945!
Hooray!
Oh, no! That’s not my bottle, officer!
Basement Cat: you’re doing it wrong…
Is my eyes seem strange to you?
I’m not so lazy and sluggish, like you and your brother think!
Let Mortal Kombat begin!
This kitty belongs to me and my brother! And you’re lazy cat!
To love the same kitty that my brother — it’s nasty incest!
To love the same kitty that my brother — it’s not incest!
Hello, I’m a lazy cat! Happy Labor Day everyone!
Oh, my… What am I doing here… Labor Day is tomorrow…
I’m sooo serious cat! I’m looking at you like at shi--…
This is not Basedow’s disease! Just don’t scare me anymore…
BREAK!!!
I’m serious cat!
OK, maybe i played a video games too much…
Cheezburger wiz valeryan are was gud!
Hey, you, guy! I’m seeing what are you doing in that crack!